Do you find the gnostic gospels sordidly humurous?
In the Gospel of Thomas Jesus murders no less than two children.
He tells Jesus, “If you #@%@ with me, I’ll kill you where you stand you puny human.”
In the Gospel of James he tames dragons.
In the Gospel of James, the entire state of Israel is comically obsessed with Mary’s virginity and menstrual cycle.
Jesus threatens the life of Joseph, rather.
Lol, these must be the gospels that were lost on the internet centuries ago and were only recently rediscovered on 4chan.
Thomas, Percy & The Dragon
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Get Well, Good Knight (Paperback) $4.47 When his three dragons return with terrible colds, Good Knight must find just the perfect cure to make them well once again, in an easy reader tale with full-color illustrations. Reprint. |
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